{"id":559,"date":"2007-09-05T18:07:18","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T16:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/dj-tee-shirt-dans-la-gueule"},"modified":"2007-09-05T18:07:18","modified_gmt":"2007-09-05T16:07:18","slug":"dj-tee-shirt-dans-la-gueule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/dj-tee-shirt-dans-la-gueule","title":{"rendered":"DJ Tee-Shirt-dans-la-Gueule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Hier soir&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/images\/0709\/geekchicsoir.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cette histoire n&rsquo;a pas de vraie chute parce que <em>(cochez l&rsquo;excuse de votre choix)<\/em> :<\/p>\n<p><strong>-C&rsquo;\u00e9tait super dr\u00f4le sur le moment et \u00e7a se suffit \u00e0 lui-m\u00eame.<br \/>\n-J&rsquo;ai encore\u00a0le motif du tee-shirt sur le visage et les yeux gonfl\u00e9s.<br \/>\n-Je suis ni geek ni chic et j&#8217;emmerde \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 le monde.<br \/>\n-J&rsquo;ai gagn\u00e9 un antivirus familial, une bague de c\u00e9libataire en joint de robinet et un stylo moche, ce qui m&rsquo;a d\u00e9courag\u00e9 de bloguer sur trois g\u00e9n\u00e9rations.<br \/>\n-On est rest\u00e9 plant\u00e9 jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 minuit et JC n&rsquo;a m\u00eame pas gagn\u00e9 la X-Box, ce qui m\u00e9rite un bl\u00e2me.<br \/>\n-Cette soir\u00e9e m&rsquo;a rappel\u00e9 quand j&rsquo;allais \u00e0 l&rsquo;Atlantide de Troyes avec DJ Burne aux platines et du coup j&rsquo;y suis encore.<br \/>\n-Aucune de ses excuses n&rsquo;est valable, je suis une merde.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ah et pour la peine, pour ne pas \u00eatre venu pour rien, t&rsquo;as qu&rsquo;\u00e0 cliquer l\u00e0, c&rsquo;est la reprise officielle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.30joursdebd.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/images\/0709\/30joursbando.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Hier soir&#8230; \u00a0 Cette histoire n&rsquo;a pas de vraie chute parce que (cochez l&rsquo;excuse de votre choix) : -C&rsquo;\u00e9tait super dr\u00f4le sur le moment et \u00e7a se suffit \u00e0 lui-m\u00eame. -J&rsquo;ai encore\u00a0le motif du tee-shirt sur le visage et les yeux gonfl\u00e9s. -Je suis ni geek ni chic et j&#8217;emmerde \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 le monde. -J&rsquo;ai [&hellip;] <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tranches"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waynebd.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}